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George

muriel_puce in dramadrome

Pain and disappointment

I'm usually not one to complain, but I am so hurt and upset right now! No one has ever suffered like this before.

See, I was making myself a peanut butter sandwich as a lunchtime snack. There was a little bit of delicious peanut butter left on the knife. So I licked it, and sliced my tongue with the razor sharp serrated edge of the butter knife I was using. I nearly cut my tongue off.

Fortunately there was no blood or anything, but that sandwich wasn't nearly as good as I had hoped.

Comments

You own razor-sharp serrated edge butter knives? Weird.
OH MY GOD

April 2009

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